A few weeks ago, I finally opened up to you all about something very close to my heart: my eyebrow woes.
SIDENOTE: You all just read that sentence, and by the time you got to the end of it you were like:
That’s okay. That was my intention.
Anyway, that blog post was a long time coming. As I mentioned, I’ve been trying to grow my eyebrows back for like, 10 years, which is crazy. In the last two months or so, I’ve really been trying to thicken them up so that I could maybe have a face that looks like it has eyebrows, even when I’m not wearing any makeup.
Well let me tell you something, people.
Patience pays off!
SIDENOTE: I look OVERJOYED in that photo. I think I was high on low iron.
SIDENOTE TO THE SIDENOTE: One day, when I’m a well-known writer, that photo will resurface and the haters will be like, “Ew! Andrea Beça without makeup!” and I’ll be all secure in myself and be like, “Who cares?” and everything will be cool.
SIDENOTE CUBED: Geek alert.
These are almost full-fledged eyebrows, wouldn’t you say?
I’m here to tell you people that dreams do come true.
In another couple months, I think my eyebrows and I will be like, totally ready to woo.
P.S. This isn’t really related, but it’s related to my LIFE: