Siri totally freaks me out. The idea of robots totally freaks me out because I feel like they may take over the world one day soon.

So naturally, when I got an iPhone 5…




Sigh. I’m gonna be single FOREVER.

At least he didn’t just default to giving me UK football scores, which is what he did when I was trying to locate a Booster Juice in my vicinity.

Lesson Learned: I am amused way too easily.

(Be glad I’m only showing you three pages of our chat. On one particular day. I can’t get enough of this shit. How does he understand how to answer me? HOW?!)


P.S. At least I’m good looking for a human. And not just good looking, but very. That Siri. What a guy.