Well, since I told you about some of the men I thought I would marry when I was a child, I thought it would only be fair to also tell you about some of the women I loved most.
What’s really funny, though, is that – no, you know what? Let’s just take a look.
WOMEN I WANTED TO BE WHEN I WAS A SMALL CHILD by Andrea Beça.
SIDENOTE: By “small,” I mean like, 13 and under, but some of these dreams have never died. You know what? Basically none of them have.
I mean, hello? Obviously. Obviously. I watched Batman like, every single day on TV after school. I was obsessed. So naturally I dreamed of being this feisty, sexy woman.
SIDENOTE: I would look killer in that outfit today. And I would love to have a reason to rock it.
SIDENOTE: I feel like my response to most of these is going to be, “DUH!”
I’ve already talked about how much I hoped and dreamed about being adopted by the Addams Family as a kid, but while Wednesday was closer to my age, I always really wanted to be Morticia. She’s pure class. Stunningly beautiful. And those giant eyes. Get out of here with those eyes, Carolyn Jones!
My brother collected all sorts of superhero trading cards when he was a kid. I wish I had easy access to them, because I would totally find the Storm card I was so in love with.
I just thought she was the coolest, okay?
Noticing any trends? It took A LOT for me to not play as Chun Li when my brother and I would play Street Fighter. (I had a soft spot for Blanka and Guile – no idea why. I liked Ryu, too, but my brother was always Ryu.)
SIDENOTE: Always secretly wished I could do that with my hair.
HONOURABLE MENTION GOES TO:
SIDENOTE: We’ve been through this.
Lesson learned: I like ladies who kick butt and TCB.
And now I am one. Bam.