They like to snuggle them.

They like to smush their faces into them.

They like to sit on top of them, or between them, or just anywhere near them.

They like to lick them (which can get weird).

On the flip side, though…

They like to kick them. (Especially when you’re trying to sleep.)

They like to jump on them.

They like to headbutt them.

And that sucks. Especially because they always find the sweet (see: most painful) spot.

What am I talking about? What have I spent my whole life learning?

DOGS + BOOBS, y’all. Dogs + boobs.

(And kids, too.)