A couple days ago, I made the mistake of calling one of my credit card companies.

It’s a mistake because you always think you can just ask a quick question, but no matter why you’re calling, they always find a way to turn it into a 25-minute phone call about something else.

So I started with my question and ended up on hold for like, seven minutes while I was transferred to some other department to talk to someone else who could “totally help [me] with that.”

(Someone else who, by the way, did not solve my problem AT ALL. Thanks for nothing. CIBC!)

But that is beside the point.

So I get transferred to this other person. It’s a lady and she starts asking me all of the standard questions the credit card companies have to ask you to make sure that you are, in fact, you.

(Even though I had already answered all of the questions while I was chatting with the first person.)

BESIDE THE POINT.

“Are you still at BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH Street?”

“Yes.”

“Is your phone number still BLAH BLAH?”

“Yes.”

“Great. And is your martial status married, divorced, single, widower, or other?”

“I’m single.”

SIDENOTE: I was tempted to say “widower,” just for the hell of it. I refrained.

“Okay, and do you have any children under the age of 18 who are currently living with you?”

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“My dogs are about to turn two! Ha ha ha!”

PERFECT FACE

“Unfortunately that doesn’t count.”

She was not impressed.

Wait a second.

Did I just say that?

“My dogs are about to turn two! Ha ha ha!”

Guys. It’s official.

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I’m one of those people.

HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY TO MY TWO FAVOURITE PEEPS,

OSCAR WILDE AND LUCILLE BALL BEÇA!

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P.S. Just in case (A) you don’t think my dogs are the cutest ever (btw if you don’t, what’s wrong with you?!) or (B) you need an extra smile to get you through the rest of this week, I give you…SOME DOG GIFS! Happy Wednesday.

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YOU’RE WELCOME.

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