About two weeks ago, my BFF Mags sent me a link that led to me watching the following video:

And I was like, oh my god, we’ve found him: the dreamiest dreamboat ever!

(For the record, I had NO idea who Ryan Lochte was. I had to get Mags to explain that he’s a swimmer or whatever.)

Nice grill, rockstar.
Nice grill, rockstar.

But that wasn’t the only thing I learned. As I sifted through videos and photos, I realized something else.

I have discovered the perfect “Hollywood” couple. The perfect “celeb” match.

Ryan Lochte and Courtney Stodden.

Who is Courtney Stodden?

Shame on you.

Someone forgot to wear pants.
Someone forgot to wear pants.
"Halloween," A.K.A. Tuesday afternoon.
“Halloween,” A.K.A. Tuesday afternoon.

She’s a triple threat.

Here’s a video of Courtney not only perfectly impersonating Marilyn Monroe, but also convincingly pretending she knows how to read!

And here’s another of her demonstrating her serious acting chops. Who needs a dialect coach? She’s got natural skillz.

Lesson learned: Some people are just meant to be together.

What do I do now? Do I start a petition? How do I make this shit happen?