About two weeks ago, my BFF Mags sent me a link that led to me watching the following video:
And I was like, oh my god, we’ve found him: the dreamiest dreamboat ever!
(For the record, I had NO idea who Ryan Lochte was. I had to get Mags to explain that he’s a swimmer or whatever.)
But that wasn’t the only thing I learned. As I sifted through videos and photos, I realized something else.
I have discovered the perfect “Hollywood” couple. The perfect “celeb” match.
Ryan Lochte and Courtney Stodden.
Who is Courtney Stodden?
Shame on you.
She’s a triple threat.
Here’s a video of Courtney not only perfectly impersonating Marilyn Monroe, but also convincingly pretending she knows how to read!
And here’s another of her demonstrating her serious acting chops. Who needs a dialect coach? She’s got natural skillz.
Lesson learned: Some people are just meant to be together.
What do I do now? Do I start a petition? How do I make this shit happen?