Remember my Gym Crush? I mentioned him here, but if you don’t feel like clicking the link (LAZY!), here’s a refresher:
The way I just set that up, it probably seems like I’m gonna say, “We totally hooked up!”
He started showing up with a really cute, teensy little Asian girl wearing very little workout gear shortly after I talked about him. One of my girlfriends was like, “Maybe they’re just friends and he’s training her!” So I held onto that hope for a little while. But after seeing them together like, 10-15 times and watching him usher her places via his hand on the small of her back, I was like:
But the plot thickened!
The other night, I totally saw the guy leaving the gym with a baby mama and TWO KIDS. And I don’t think it was his sister. They looked very familial.
(A) You can’t judge a crush without ever speaking to them, and
(B) Maybe the gym is the place to juggle all of your affairs. Who knew?
P.S. Totally doesn’t even matter, because:
(And I’m not gonna give you any context for that last tweet. You can find it if you want it.)