All right, it may seem like a blogging cop out, but I totally don’t care.

The day I learned that cat bites (and apparently some dog bites, too?) can actually kill you, I also learned that cats will probably rule the world one day.

Or maybe they could, but they choose not to for some weird reason.

And they kind of scare me already anyway (it’s those eyes), so more fuel for the fire.

(Plus I’m allergic, so I’ve never really bonded with a cat.)

(Plus I have crazy ideas like this all the time, so just let me go with it, okay?)


P.S. I Googled “scary cat” and this came up:

And I remembered that cats are scary AND adorable (sometimes).
And I remembered that cats are scary and ADORABLE.