I’ve recently been doing a bit of a “past boyfriends, flings, and crushes” assessment, as you do when you’re writing a 365-day blog about your life, and in doing so, I realized something about myself: I don’t have a type.
Some of my friends have their type of guy down to a science. Like, tall and blonde, blue eyes are a must. Or tall, but not skinny, tattoos are a must. Or tall’s not important as long as he’s not shorter than I am, and no blonde hair. Or whatever.
But I don’t really have a physical type that I go for more than any other. What I’m most attracted to are certain personality traits. So since it’s Sunday and I imagine you all reading this while enveloped in a luxurious bathrobe, sitting at your dining room table with a glass or orange juice, a cup of black coffee, and a delicious looking bowl of cereal, the sun shining through a floor to ceiling window, I thought what better thing to give you on such a glorious imaginary morning than a lot of attractive men to look at?
(Sorry if you’re a dude and you’re reading this and you’re so straight that you don’t find any other men attractive. No, really. I feel sorry for you. Expand your horizons a bit.)
So with that, I give you: A List of Attractive Personalities, by Andrea Beça (With Photographic Examples)
Personality Trait: Smart
Example: Ryan Gosling
Personality Trait: Fucking Hilarious
Example: Rob Delaney
Personality Trait: Weird
Example: Danny Pudi
Personality Trait: Nerdy
Example: Nathan Fillion
Personality Trait: Writing Talent
Example: BJ Novak
Personality Trait: A Sexy Accent
Example: Blake Shelton
Personality Trait: Scottish
Example: Ewan McGregor
Personality Trait: Idris Elba
Example: Idris Elba
And then sometimes, there’s just lust.
Wait, I think I lost track of what I was saying.
Oh…but I still totally made my point.
You’re welcome. Happy Sunday.
P.S. One day TMZ will dig this shit up and make my life awkward.*
*Just kidding. My life is always awkward.