Last night, I watched the box office smash hit* Burlesque on Netflix. I sort of guessed going into it that I would have many opinions, so I decided to live-tweet my reactions.

NOTE: You have to read these backwards for them to make sense. To truly experience the cinematic journey I went on last night, please scroll to the bottom of these images and work your way up.

Lesson learned: I can still make fun of something like crazy and like it. Like when I poke fun at cute boys and call my dogs ugly.

*Maybe. I made that up. I’m sure it did well.